So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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