dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
