All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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