Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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