Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
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