He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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