Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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