yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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