office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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