Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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