If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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