That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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