i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Randomize
