this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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