I'm lost and stupid without you.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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