Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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