Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Randomize