Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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