I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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