tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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