I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Slut skills are useful in every country.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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