I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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