turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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