i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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