I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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