You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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