I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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