i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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