found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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