i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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