I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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