we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Come on in and take your pants off
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