Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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