Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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