I would go down on you faster than GM stock
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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