I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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