evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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