is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i will never coherently bang her
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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