Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Randomize
