he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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