Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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