its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
3pm strippers are depressing
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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