Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I wear drunk well.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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