Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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