This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
The struggles of a small town man whore
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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