oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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