she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
