how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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