Pappa wants mamma naked
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Randomize
