Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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