How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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