Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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