How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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